If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but
it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit
cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, messes up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness
settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk
curdles. It will program your phone auto dial to call
only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It
will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active
verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim
milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke