A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response

on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what

happened, telling him "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do

the trick and bring her out of the coma". The husband is skeptical, but

they assure him that they'll close the curtain for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.

The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife's' room. After a few

minutes the woman's monitor flatlines ...no pulse...no heart rate. The

nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his

trousers and says, "I think she choked".

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