There was a midget who complained to his buddy that his testicles

ached all the time. As he was always on about his problem, his friend

suggested that he go to the doctor and see what he could do to relieve the problem.

The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what

the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants and the doctor put him up onto the

examining table and proceeded to look for the trouble.

The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to

cough, which he did. "Ah!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger

under the right one asked him to cough again, which he did.

"Ahhh!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip,

snip, snip on the right side and then snip, snip, snip on the left side and

he told the midget to pull up his pants and see if it still ached. The

midget was delighted as he walked around the doc's office and his

testicles were not aching.

"What did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off of your cowboy boots.



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