Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire

estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The

good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that

she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operater asked. "Can

you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her

over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel? When you call the

front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"

And the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit

stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

What is a Redneck's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was

just helping the sheep over the fence."

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in

West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of

the high schools.

What do they call "Hee Haw" in Alabama? A documentary.

What do they call it in Kentucky? "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat,

and one to watch for cars.

Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum

on the halfshell.

Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of

the toothbrush. Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but

wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location. After a

very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their

conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that

the brush was invented in Alabama. Intrigued with the discovery, the

researchers were asked by the media how they came to that conclusion.

They all agree it was simple deduction: "If it was invented anywhere

else, it would have been called a teethbrush."